[Editor's note: BACKGROUND: In late November 2000, in the wake of the controversial American presidential election of that year, a thread appeared on the sci.space.policy newsgroup provocatively titled "Why I'm not an American". A "leolee39@my-deja.com" posted the following: (spelling etc as in original)
>though I live in this miserable America place, I really can't >define myself as AMerican. I don't know what Americans mean. >One thing I know is being AMerican is belonging into White AMeican >system and their little friend and clone by selling their heart and >soul. Multi-cultural is the lastest of those non-white american >selling their heart and soul cloning white race in order to fit >into the society. They do not want to outcast cuz it's where the >income came from. This is what I really hate about White American >system. People are selling thmselve trading with dollars and toys. >Space exploration is all white Americans where the greed and >money runs the system. In order word, no such thing as space exploration >existed. I decided not to buy this space exploration anymore cuz >I don't wanna be American. My body is in AMerica but my soul is >not. I'm somewhere else. Maybe :-) I'M AN ALIEN!!!!Another user thereupon responded...] |
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Ah-Ha! So you admit it! You are an Alien! I knew you slimy little green
bug-eyed bastards would give yourselves away eventually. Where are you? I'll bet you are in Area 51 with all the missing election chads. Your kind probably considers them a delicacy. I implore you to bring back all of those chads. We need them. You need them. If you don't bring them back, how can you ask, TAKE ME TO YOUR LEADER. |
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