Happy Birthday

One man was explaining to another why he fired his secretary:

Two weeks ago, it was my 45th birthday, and I wasn't feeling too hot when I got up that morning anyway. I went into my breakfast knowing that my wife would be pleasant and say "Happy Birthday" and probably have a present for me, but she didn't even say "Good Morning." I said,"Well,that's a wife for you, the children will remember." The children came into breakfast and didn't say a word.

When I started to the office, I was feeling very low and despondent. As I walked into my office, Janet said, "Good Morning, Boss... Happy Birthday." Then I felt a little better that someone remembered.

I worked until noon. About noon she knocked at the door and said, "you know, it's such a beautiful day outside, and it's your birthday. Let's go out to lunch - just you and me ". So I said, "That's the best thing I've heard all day. Let's go". We went to lunch. We didn't go to the place we usually went to. Instead we went to a little place in the country, which was more private.We had two martinis, and lunch was tremendous. We enjoyed it a lot.

On the way back to the office, she said,"You know, it's such a beautiful day. Do we have to go back to the office?" I said, "No, I guess not". She said, "let's go over to my apartment and I'll fix you another martini".

We went to her apartment. We enjoyed another martini and smoked a cigarette. She said, "If you don't mind, I think I'll go into the bedroom and change into something more comfortable." I said," OK" as I didn't mind a bit.

She went into the bedroom, and in about five minutes she came out of the bedroom carrying a large birthday cake, followed by my wife and children, and they were all singing "Happy Birthday." And there I sat with nothing on but my socks.

SOURCE INFO

Date: Wed, 9 Sep 1998 04:11:39 +0800 From: "Chris Chang" Subject: Happy Birthday Organization: Singapore Telecommunications Ltd Path: news.usyd.edu.au!news.uow.edu.au!fu-berlin.de!cpk-news-hub1.bbnplanet.com!news.bbnplanet.com!newsfeed.atl.bellsouth.net!uunet!in3.uu.net!newsfeed.attap.net!mango.singnet.com.sg!dahlia.singnet.com.sg!mawar.singnet.com.sg!not-for-mail Newsgroups: aus.jokes NNTP-Posting-Host: qtns02225.singnet.com.sg X-Newsreader: Microsoft Outlook Express 4.71.1712.3 X-MimeOLE: Produced By Microsoft MimeOLE V4.71.1712.3 Xref: news.usyd.edu.au aus.jokes:60946

Back to the Humour Page