Why A Man Can't Win

• If you put a woman on a pedestal and try to protect her from the rat race, you're a male chauvinist.
• If you stay home and do the housework, you're a pansy.

• If you work too hard, there is never any time for her.
• If you don't work enough, you're a good-for-nothing bum.

• If she has a boring repetitive job with low pay, this is exploitation.
• If you have a boring repetitive job with low pay, you should get off your rear and find something better.

• If you get a promotion ahead of her, that's favoritism.
• If she gets job ahead of you, it's equal opportunity.

• If you mention how nice she looks, it's sexual harassment.
• If you keep quiet, it's male indifference.

• If you cry, you're a wimp.
• If you don't, you're an insensitive jerk.

• If you make a decision without consulting her, you're a chauvinist.
• If she makes a decision without consulting you, she's a liberated woman.

• If you ask her to do something she doesn't enjoy, that's domination.
• If she asks you, it's a favor.

• If you appreciate the female form and frilly underwear, you're a pervert.
• If you don't, you're a fag.

• If you like a woman to shave her legs and keep in shape, you're a sexist.
• If you don't, you're unromantic.

• If you try to keep yourself in shape, you're vain.
• If you don't, you're a slob.

• If you buy her flowers, you're after something.
• If you don't, you're not thoughtful.

• If you are proud of your achievements, you're self-centered.
• If you don't, you're not ambitious.

• If she has a headache, she's tired.
• If you have a headache, you don't love her anymore.

• If you want it too often, you're oversexed.
• If you don't, there must be someone else.

A smile a day, keeps the blues at bay!