Divorce Court

"Mr. Quinn, I have reviewed this case very carefully," the divorce court judge said, "and I've decided to give your wife $275 a week."
"That's very fair, your honour," the husband said. "And just to show there's no hard feelings -- every now and then I'll try to send a few bucks myself."

Thanks,
Dan Benett

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Date: Fri, 26 Mar 1999 03:58:00 -0500
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