Unwitting Signs

In the offices of a loan company:: "Ask about our plans for owning your home."
In a classified ad:: "Tired of cleaning yourself? Let me do it."
In a New York medical building:: "Mental Health Prevention Center"
On a New York convalescent home:: "For the sick and tired of the Episcopal Church."
Outside a country shop:: "We buy junk and sell antiques."
In the window of an Oregon store:: "Why go elsewhere and be cheated when you can come here?"
In a classified ad:: "Vacation special: Have your home exterminated. Get rid of aunts."

Robert

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Date: 24 Oct 1999 08:11:26 GMT
From: thecrypt1@aol.com (Robert Biggs)
Subject: Funny Signs
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