Scavenger Hunt

A woman answered her front door and found two little boys holding a list.

"Lady," one of them explained, "we're on a scavenger hunt, and we still need three grains of wheat, a pork-chop bone and a piece of used carbon paper to earn a dollar."

"Wow," the woman replied. "Who sent you on such a challenging hunt?"

"Our baby-sitter's boyfriend."

SOURCE INFO
Date: Thu, 12 Sep 2002 22:02:30 +0100
From: "M r - F u n n y - B o n e - I n t e r n a t i o n a l" 
Subject: Scavenger Hunt
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