Jingle Bells [with kids]

Jingle Bells Jingle Bells
The kids all yell and scream
To us it sounds like anarchy
But to them it's harmony-HEY!

Jingle Bells Jingle Bells
The children tipped the tree
Antique ornaments smashed to bits
The kids each say "not me".

Dad goes to work each day
Engineering things for flight
But his real job is at home
Refereeing little fights.

Mom drives the kids around
In an ancient caravan
Karate, swimming, children's choir
Espresso in her hand-HEY!

Jingle Bells Jingle Bells
Jingle all the way
Our wish to you is that you have
A...Happy...Holi-dayyyyyyyyy.

SOURCE INFO
Date: Mon, 17 Dec 2001 22:46:40 -0000
From: "Cerberus  -  The  Dog  Of  Hell" 
Subject: Jingle Bells [with kids]
Organization: University of Sydney
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