New Car

Fred was telling his friend how his uncle tried to make a new car for himself... "So he took wheels from a Cadillac, a radiator from a Ford, some tires and fenders from a Plymouth..."

"Holy Cow," interrupted his friend. "What did he end up with?"

And Fred replied, "Two years in prison for theft."

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Date: Fri, 19 Oct 2001 17:43:40 +0100
From: "Cerberus - The Dog Of Hell" 
Subject: Building a new car
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