Oxymorons

Act naturally
Advanced BASIC
Airline food
Almost exactly
Alone together
British fashion
Business ethics
California culture
Childproof
Christian Scientists
Clearly misunderstood
Computer jock

Computer security
Definite maybe
Diet ice cream
Exact estimate
Found missing
Genuine imitation
Good grief
Government organisation
Legally drunk
Living dead
Military intelligence
New classic

"Now, then ..."
Passive aggression
Peace force
Plastic glasses
Political science
Rap music
Pretty ugly
Resident alien
Safe sex
Same difference
Sanitary landfill
Silent scream

Small crowd
Soft rock
Software documentation
Sweet sorrow
Synthetic natural gas
Taped live
Temporary tax increase
Toronto Life
Terribly pleased
Tight slacks
Twelve-ounce pound cake
Working vacation

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