If You Carrot All for Me
A Fruit and Veg Valentine Poem
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Cabbage always has a heart;
Green beans string along.
You're such a Tomato,
Will you Peas to me belong?
You've been the Apple of my eye,
You know how much I care;
So Lettuce get together,
We'd make a perfect Pear.
Now, something's sure to Turnip,
To prove you can't be Beet;
So, if you Carrot all for me
Let's let our Tulips meet.
Don't Squash my hopes and dreams now,
Bee my Honey, dear;
Or tears will fill Potato's eyes,
While Sweet Corn lends an ear.
I'll Cauliflower shop and say
Your dreams are Parsley mine.
I'll work and share my Celery,
So be my Valentine.
SOURCE INFO

Date: Thu, 7 Feb 2002 19:13:45 -0000 From: "Cerberus - The Dog Of Hell" Subject: Fruit and Veg Valentine Poem Newsgroups: alt.humor,alt.tasteless.jokes,aus.jokes,eunet.jokes,free.jokes,rec.humor X-Newsreader: Microsoft Outlook Express 5.00.2919.6700 X-MimeOLE: Produced By Microsoft MimeOLE V5.00.2919.6700 NNTP-Posting-Host: ppp-225-49-92.friaco.access.uk.tiscali.com X-Trace: 7 Feb 2002 19:14:45 GMT, ppp-225-49-92.friaco.access.uk.tiscali.com

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